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Yuki: “HELENA?!?”
Helena: “Yuki, what are you doing?”
Yuki: “Oh, just engaging in some light vandalism. You know, typical college stuff.”
Helena: “Is it? I can’t say I’ve been compelled to commit any crimes yet.”
Yuki: “Crime is a strong word, don’t you think? Student loans are a crime. This barely qualifies!”
Yuki’s accomplices: frantically scurry away