First Appearance: Library Meet-Cute

The surly grunge girlfriend of everyone's dreams. She and Helena date for about three years while attending UBrite. Art history major turned visual arts grad student grappling with frequent bouts of creative block and a deep sense of cynicism about the current state of her field. Plays guitar in a local band called The Reapers. Strangely obsessed with gnomes. Secretly believes in astrology a little too much. Wears sarcasm like a suit of armor and fears long-term commitments but can be very tender and soft-hearted when she wants to. Has a long list of ex-lovers; they'll tell you she's insane(ly good in bed).